Her name is Christa Overfores only without the second e in overfores. We must keep her name out of the search engines. The other guys name is Ryan Hudson. He moved to Arizona to live off the land or some dumb ass thing like that. Hey baby, I had earning potential! Anyway, she writes him letters and says she loves him. She tells me she doesn't, really. She really loves me. I'm just a glutton for punishment. I guess this recent collapse of my life paired with my bordom at work has prompted me to do this.

I am honestly fascinated with people. You could email me twenty pages about how you count your moles because if you have over fifty you have a higher risk of cancer and I would sit there enraptured, reading every word. I guess I'm either lonely, bored, or easily amused.

When you flush the toilet, particles of whatever in in the toilet (usually poop, I'd assume, but god knows what is in your toilet) can fly up to six feet away. This information has made me deeply reconsider where I keep my toothbrush.