As they pulled him out of the crowd by his arms he was shouting "SHE WAS IN AGREEANCE! SHE WAS IN AGREEANCE!" I wonder if he thinks "agreeance" is proper grammer when he's sober.

They tackled the old black man with the pellet gun and he pissed in his sweat pants. They thought the gun was real and they held it up to his face and said "Things like this can get you killed". He responded "I'm an old man" with piss running down his legs.

A homeless man was throwing bricks at a Burger King. 3 hots and a cot must look pretty appealing when you've got no home.