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It's bad enough that society would have me believe her not-so-thinly veiled pop music is good, but now I'm supposed to think she's attractive as well? No fucking way. It never even occured to me that she was considered attractive. To me, this is like finding out that your mom is hot. Or maybe hearing some women at a candle party prattling on about the tight buns on Hitler.
The most attractive thing to me about Avril Lavigne is knowing that someday she's going to die and there's a chance it will be in some really horrible and humiliating way. Not like "torn apart by wild boars", but like "stuck her head around the corner to check if the subway was coming and was decapitated".
