2004-09-23 - 8:41 a.m.
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The premise of these parties is simple: you get your friends together to look at candles/sex toys/food, then they all feel obligated to buy stuff from you. In return for you hosting the party, you get some crappy little gift item that probably costs the company 25 cents and a certain amount of credit toward their merchandise. I don't know how the sex toy racket works (my friend Crystal does it and she's a smart cookie so I assume it's different, and even if it's not you can have too many candles but you can't have too many big black dildos. At least that's what my mom always says), but I can testify that these candle parties are a huge fucking rip off. HUGE. Ginormous, even. Those fucking things are outrageously overpriced. I'll bet the markup on them is like ten billion percent. You sell a few hundred dollars worth of this shit to your friends and family and the candle company gives you fucking credit towards their merch, which probably amounts to an actual loss of 2 bucks for their company. You candle people are A FUCKING PATSY FOR THE MAN SO STOP INVITING MY GIRLFRIEND TO YOUR GOD DAMN CANDLE PARTIES.
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