Dear Yusuf,
I read that you got pulled off a plane heading into the Good Old US of A for being on the no fly list. In the article I read, you said you "felt victimized".

Well Mr. Yusuf ISLAM, if you don't want to be vicitimzed why would you become a Muslim? You think you can convert to an undesirable religion and just prance into our country whenever you feel like it? I don't think so.

What I really want to know is, why do you hate our freedom? You can fool a lot of people with your folk songs and campaigning for peace, but you can't fool me. One look at your bushy beard and I said to myself "This guy is a terrorist"!

For fucks sake, your last name is ISLAM! You may as well go by Yusuf Theresbombsinmyshoes.

I read that you were on your way to "charity meetings". What kind of charity? I'LL BET IT WAS A FUCKING GARAGE SALE FOR HAMAS! And you were going to meet Dolly Parton? Let's not kid ourselves here; Dolly Parton is obviously a subversive and a Nazi sympathizer.