2004-11-04 - 10:28 a.m.

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Today you should think of something that appeals to you and do it. Something visceral and satisfying. If putting a 50 dollar bottle of scotch on your credit card and drinking it on your back porch while you listen to Led Zepplin sounds good, you should block out a few hours and do it. It doesn't have to be expensive. It could be a bottle of beer and some chicken wings from the grocery store, or maybe rubbing one out in the bathroom at work on your lunch break, or opening your car door while you drive down the street and taking out a hobo, or a cigar, or something.

Because lately, I think you've been too stressed out. Cancel your plans unapologetically, if you want to. If it's with friends, they'll understand. If it's work, fuck 'em. They don't pay you enough anyway. Tonight you're going to take a bath or bring your kids to the museum or SOMETHING. Something that isn't planned out and taxing, something where you don't have to rely on other people or feel committed to doing it. Fuck, do nothing if that sounds good.

Don't be this monkey

Be this monkey

You fucking deserve it, kiddo.

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