Then the song ended and the motherfucking DJ took a phone call. It was what appeared to be a 15 year old girl. "Will you play something really ANGRY by Korn?" she asked. Oh Jesus. The DJ responded "I just played something really angry by Limp Bizkit". I laughed. There was some more general banter, then he said "I'll play some Korn if you take your shirt off." She apparently agreed, although I don't know how the DJ planed on verify if her shirt was on or not. I guess I'm not making 10.50 an hour as a shitty local radio station DJ so I don't know how those things work. HEY-OH!

Anyway, the asshole played some horrible Korn song and it totally runined my night. The worst, absolute WORST thing you can do in a song is have a part where you start off whispering something about beating people up or what a badass you are, then it builds untill you're start screaming. It's so trite and cliche and fake. Don't do it. I don't want to hear a minute and half of the same fucking tired bass riff with you whispering "shut up mom, I'm an atom bomb" or something equally silly.