The rusty old Dodge van is the tank in God's Army. Onward, Christian Soldiers, to your bi-annual emissions testing.

Since I mentioned stand up comedians earlier, I've been seeing a lot of commercials on Comedy Central for stand-up comedy shows. I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure I can't fucking stand stand-up comedians. "You know what I hate?" They say, "I really hate hippies!" HA HA, yes sir, we ALL fucking hate hippies. "Aren't clowns scary?" Good one, dickface!

The only thing more annoying than comedians are radio DJ's who think they're funny. If you ever want to hear horrible observational humor, just listen to any radio DJ.

They also always do that thing where they try to segue from the song they just played to some stupid fucking thing they have to announce. "And that was Bob Dylan with Subterranean Homesick Blues, where the revolutionary Communist group 'The Weathermen' got their name in the sixties, and speaking of the weather, it looks like we've got some partly cloudy skies this evening with a 30% chance of rain."