"HEY MAN YOU WANNA SEE SOME TITAYS?"

That's exactly how he yelled it. There were people all around, why was he looking straight at me? Is there something about the way I walk, the way I carry myself, that makes a random man on the street assume I'm out on the town trying to get my eyeballs on some titties? Everyone was waiting for my response.

If I answered yes, that I did want to see some titays, everyone would think I was some kind of perv. Some kind of titty-seeking animal. Jesus, I had a tiny little Batman backpack in a CNN Center bag for my almost-3 year old. How could I possibly yell out in front of 50 strangers "HELL YEAH BRING ON THE TITAYS!"

On the other hand, what are the implications of a "no" answer? No sir, I don't care for the female form. Please keep the titties away from me at all costs. How could I yell out "NO TITTIES FOR ME, THANKS!" in front of a group of 50 strangers?

Who's titties are they? Are they just a pair of titties in a jar of formaldehyde or are they attached to a person? What are the hidden implications of this transaction?