2008-10-03 - musical
2008-09-24 - titties
2007-07-18 - freemarketeer
2007-05-25 - 17 year
2007-04-04 - domestic
2007-04-02 - missed
2007-03-26 - swears
2007-02-02 - unshackled
2006-07-07 - reflect
2006-06-23 - CT
2006-05-15 - tuckered
2005-11-21 - shenanagins again
2005-11-21 - shenanagins
2005-11-03 - techno
2005-10-07 - HR Heartbreaker
2005-09-23 - daytripper
2005-09-15 - polyps
2005-09-14 - Thinner
2005-08-27 - Morris for President
2005-07-14 - Rove vs. Wade
2005-04-21 - fruity
2005-04-14 - awful
2005-04-05 - Oldboy
2005-03-02 - HOTLANTIS
2005-02-22 - Barn dance
2005-02-21 - Queen
2005-02-16 - updates
2005-02-15 - Rock-induced seizure
2005-02-14 - Healthy behavior
2005-01-25 - Wartime
2005-01-11 - Pangalactic Plot Against Me
2005-01-11 - data miner
2005-01-10 - TS
2005-01-03 - CCCT
2004-12-30 - fuck Christmas
2004-12-20 - happy
2004-12-16 - For those about to suck.
2004-12-16 - DJ
2004-12-15 - gunnery
2004-12-15 - twelver
2004-12-06 - Tape
2004-11-29 - Miracle
2004-11-16 - Unfunny entry about my marriage.
2004-11-16 - Unfunny entry about my marriage.
2004-11-04 - Kiddo
2004-11-02 - Useless
2004-11-02 - Voter
2004-10-27 - sweater
2004-10-19 - ape penis
2004-10-11 - Busy
2004-09-27 - pwe
2004-09-23 - Open letter to Cat Stevens
2004-09-23 - Patsy
2004-09-23 - Lava
2004-09-22 - Econline
2004-09-20 - shits
2004-09-15 - Nerco
2004-09-15 - piece of my peace of mind
2004-09-10 - whelm
2004-08-13 - david bowie
2004-08-13 - Raiser
2004-08-10 - frat
2004-08-09 - State Unfair
2004-08-04 - Pantsy
2004-08-03 - Himmler
2004-08-02 - 3 hots and a cot
2004-08-02 - Missing White Woman
2004-07-30 - consultant
2004-07-27 - quitter
2004-07-25 - My Post Apocalyptic Trip to Ikea
2004-07-23 - Odor
2004-07-21 - Mathamatical
2004-07-20 - Mydoomer
2004-07-19 - Dr Legal
2004-07-15 - FBA
2004-07-13 - The things I should've done
2004-07-13 - Rambler
2004-07-13 - Best Buy
2004-07-12 - hip
2004-07-05 - Truth
2004-07-03 - every wednesday
2004-06-29 - Technobabble
2004-06-28 - Tigre
2004-06-25 - EOTT
2004-06-25 - Oooooosama
2004-06-22 - Newsies
2004-06-18 - Jimmies House of Waffles
2004-06-14 - bourgeois
2004-06-09 - rice
2004-06-08 - Anabell
2004-06-02 - Mover/Shaker
2004-05-20 - Solitary Man
2004-05-20 - Files
2004-05-13 - Cockesha
2004-05-07 - Impact
2004-05-06 - situation
2004-04-28 - Victimizer
2004-04-21 - Computer
2004-04-20 - Thundarr
2004-04-13 - Heavens to Betsy
2004-04-09 - Hands up
2004-04-09 - New Rebellion
2004-04-08 - Banjoke
2004-03-30 - Bestof
2004-03-22 - Scarface
2004-03-16 - Pits
2004-03-08 - Shitting into a toilet full of vomit at "The Velvet Room".
2004-03-05 - Cops again!
2004-03-04 - Dream sequence
2004-03-04 - Keatonic
2004-03-02 - Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
2004-02-27 - Bingo Punks
2004-02-25 - Sausage
2004-02-23 - Cosmo and Cherry Pie
2004-02-20 - Please come to the office. Come now.
2004-02-20 - exfuckinactly
2004-02-11 - sociopath
2004-02-03 - titty town
2004-01-27 - Histories
2004-01-09 - Praise jesus
2003-12-30 - Nadda
2003-12-22 - jwc
2003-12-18 - Philup
2003-12-09 - HRS
2003-12-09 - Dion
2003-12-08 - Burned down
2003-12-04 - missy kissmas
2003-11-25 - Hattack!
2003-11-14 - hooks
2003-11-07 - Fuck Iraq
2003-10-30 - Sick
2003-10-29 - Jebadiah
2003-10-28 - carlos
2003-10-27 - Job
2003-10-27 - Slimber
2003-10-17 - Big Blue Bust
2003-10-14 - What do I type in here?
2003-10-13 - Lesson
2003-10-07 - Splits
2003-10-07 - im in ur base
2003-09-30 - BRB
2003-09-25 - whee
2003-09-24 - 666
2003-09-19 - Freakshow
2003-09-18 - Monitor
2003-09-18 - do what now
2003-09-17 - Hells Bells
2003-09-16 - I'm luke warm on you right now.
2003-09-16 - Claptrap
2003-09-15 - Bottom of the funny barrel
2003-09-11 - VCR
2003-09-10 - Cum Sail Away.
2003-09-09 - Defense.
2003-09-03 - pesky
2003-08-21 - It's so big
2003-08-20 - Murder
2003-08-20 - crabs
2003-08-20 - Warm
2003-08-19 - lol member
2003-08-17 - I put the rump in rumpus
2003-08-15 - poetry++
2003-08-15 - Lovers of loving love
2003-08-14 - All night long.
2003-08-13 - Shovelhat!
2003-08-12 - Big Lots
2003-08-07 - Hal 9000
2003-08-07 - Full of beans
2003-08-05 - CDC
2003-08-01 - Reeba!
2003-07-29 - Sky as big as everything
2003-07-28 - Inoperable
2003-07-22 - I deleted my last entry and wrote this claptrap instead.
2003-07-22 - Rebel without a clause.
2003-07-20 - Photons
2003-07-16 - Quixibub
2003-07-15 - Arizoner
2003-07-10 - Joe Greene
2003-07-07 - yalls on my balls.
2003-07-03 - template
2003-07-02 - oldschool
2003-06-30 - Masterminds
2003-06-29 - Sasshole
2003-06-27 - Thurmond
2003-06-26 - P.S
2003-06-24 - Sex Dwarf
2003-06-23 - On the subject of rocking
2003-06-15 - Not true.
2003-06-10 - Travolting.
2003-06-09 - Beauty queen.
2003-06-09 - Abort this diary entry
2003-06-04 - Peom
2003-06-04 - Minute Man
2003-06-04 - Ponce de Leon
2003-05-29 - If you're calling about the car, it's stolen.
2003-05-27 - Fawlty
2003-05-22 - Planet Frog
2003-05-19 - Tweaker Geek
2003-05-16 - Nosey
2003-05-16 - Pod
2003-05-15 - Giners
2003-05-15 - LOL J/K
2003-05-15 - hdbs
2003-05-08 - Identity was a fucking shitty movie
2003-05-07 - ignore
2003-05-04 - Open letter to the bookstore
2003-05-02 - Poop chute
2003-04-30 - Coffee
2003-04-28 - Sleepover
2003-04-22 - Big
2003-04-22 - Sex on wheels
2003-04-17 - Feeling Used Cars
2003-04-17 - CAR NOISE
2003-04-12 - I put the "fun" in "physical abuse"
2003-04-02 - Parent trap
2003-04-02 - Broken neck
2003-03-28 - we have broken the 12 taco barrier
2003-03-28 - Detach
2003-03-27 - Stoopit
2003-03-24 - Wartime
2003-03-20 - Fixing
2003-03-18 - The war, your online diary, and you.
2003-03-17 - Open Letter 1
2003-03-16 - Want
2003-03-16 - Menojew
2003-03-14 - Jump
2003-03-11 - Tuesday
2003-03-10 - Consumer Whore
2003-03-06 - Not right
2003-03-06 - False teeth
2003-03-03 - unrelated
2003-03-03 - Unspeckled
2003-02-27 - Lolrd
2003-02-26 - It's just me.
2003-02-26 - Technologypsie
2003-02-25 - tired tires tried and true. What happened to you?
2003-02-25 - Love letter
2003-02-24 - ass scanners
2003-02-24 - middleweight
2003-02-24 - What for
2003-02-21 - I want you to know
2003-02-21 - eternity for men
2003-02-20 - email
2003-02-18 - Advicesory
2003-02-17 - Minister of mediocore diary entries
2003-02-17 - How to ruin a weekend
2003-02-13 - Boring
2003-02-12 - Welcome to the Snackdome
2003-02-07 - I hate chat logs in diaries.
2003-02-06 - Dick as a sog
2003-02-05 - Wade in the water
2003-01-31 - A triumph of the human spirit
2003-01-30 - How you say?
2003-01-28 - I put the "failure" in "failure"
2003-01-28 - Skull tobogan
2003-01-20 - Automan.
2003-01-17 - Why we can't have nice things
2003-01-16 - crazy doctor
2003-01-16 - Off the case.
2003-01-16 - Not me
2003-01-13 - Women in film
2003-01-06 - Look at me.
2003-01-03 - Fat Wally
2002-12-30 - moses supposes
2002-12-29 - LIES
2002-12-29 - LIES
2002-12-27 - anti-transformer
2002-12-26 - tragic shenanagins
2002-12-24 - Computational
2002-12-23 - Deleted? WTF? BBQ?
2002-12-23 - Lesson 2
2002-12-22 - Point?
2002-12-18 - "Pot luck" goes in quotes because it's such a stupid fucking term.
2002-12-18 - Macrowave Oven
2002-12-17 - Punk bucket.
2002-12-17 - Templation.
2002-12-16 - Emerson Letter
2002-12-16 - PROK
2002-12-16 - Employment
2002-12-15 - U teh dawg now, man
2002-12-12 - Hair
2002-12-11 - IIUBKUD
2002-12-11 - Terribly Shitty, Matt, Terribly Shitty.
2002-12-10 - Superwhite
2002-12-09 - Dr. Demento
2002-12-09 - WELCOM TO IWOA!
2002-11-28 - Famous
2002-11-27 - Mind numbing
2002-11-19 - Porblem.
2002-11-19 - Whateva
2002-11-15 - Riddle me this
2002-11-13 - Monkey Massacare
2002-11-12 - Heisenberg
2002-11-12 - Engina
2002-11-11 - Bathroom diplomacy
2002-11-07 - fucking pee pee
2002-11-07 - Jargonauts
2002-11-05 - babelfish
2002-11-04 - God diggity damn.
2002-11-04 - dead
2002-10-30 - Stones
2002-10-29 - Rotary Engine
2002-10-29 - Laterz
2002-10-28 - Sorry like a sucker.
2002-10-27 - Sleazy like Sunday Morning
2002-10-27 - Jesusgod.
2002-10-26 - Aids lol.
2002-10-25 - Working.
2002-10-23 - JDBC
2002-10-22 - Noscar.
2002-10-22 - fast
2002-10-22 - Phone preaking phor phun
2002-10-21 - I may know something.
2002-10-21 - Whitey
2002-10-19 - Happiness Pie.
2002-10-18 - Give up on poetry.
2002-10-17 - Funk and all Puck out.
2002-10-15 - hallow
2002-10-15 - WEe
2002-10-15 - usar
2002-10-14 - Lollercoaster
2002-10-14 - Funkenstein.
2002-10-14 - whut
2002-10-13 - Server
2002-10-13 - Fuck you, Clown.
2002-10-12 - Semen eater
2002-10-08 - Note my lack exclamation point after "yay"
2002-10-07 - The cruel cure-all.
2002-10-07 - zamboni rider
2002-10-06 - Shellac
2002-10-03 - Sugarshoes
2002-10-03 - Do you not get it?
2002-10-02 - HP
2002-10-02 - -
2002-10-02 - Zipzap
2002-10-01 - WTF? Whodunnit?
2002-10-01 - Fuckin a
2002-10-01 - Well shit.
2002-09-30 - Takers.
2002-09-30 - Eyes like Pies.
2002-09-30 - Tasteful.
2002-09-29 - GD
2002-09-29 - Lay Down
2002-09-29 - Wurd.
2002-09-28 - Sheena's got a microwave now.
2002-09-28 - Sheena's got a microwave now.
2002-09-26 - Happy entry day
2002-09-25 - W3rd to the 7uRD
2002-09-25 - I'm here all week.
2002-09-24 - CURNT
2002-09-24 - SVG
2002-09-23 - New rug blues
2002-09-23 - AD&D
2002-09-21 - brb
2002-09-19 - Life is life
2002-09-19 - Nothing doing.
2002-09-17 - I don't believe you.
2002-09-17 - new entry!
2002-09-16 - Porno porno porno
2002-09-16 - Midas
2002-09-16 - Real Doll
2002-09-14 - Frank the pug.
2002-09-13 - Hold up, wait a minute.
2002-09-13 - Squart.
2002-09-13 - Black guy.
2002-09-12 - LORTL!
2002-09-12 - Fiver
2002-09-12 - Soupy Sales
2002-09-11 - Hooty and the Glowsticks
2002-09-09 - Fuel and air mixture
2002-09-09 - LUNCH!
2002-09-09 - Manowar.
2002-09-08 - cd writer
2002-09-07 - Sci
2002-09-06 - Newcastle.
2002-09-05 - Dreams
2002-09-04 - Schorn
2002-09-04 - Passing time like a kidney stone
2002-09-04 - w3 3 k1ng5
2002-09-03 - Doesn't contain the letter q.
2002-09-03 - past is passed.
2002-09-02 - Sure don't
2002-09-01 - Pez
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